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Eminem Stars In Hilarious Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre ‘Missionary’ Album Promo

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Eminem aired his sexual frustrations in a hilarious ad promoting Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre‘s new album, Missionary.

Released on Wednesday (Dec. 18), via Snoop Dogg’s Instagram account, the clip includes an audio monologue delivered by Eminem, which is also featured on the Missionary album.

Accompanied by a photo of the Detroit native, dressed in all-black and wearing a necklace while standing in front of a grey backdrop, the ad finds Em yearning for simpler times when sex wasn’t so “complicated.”

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Eminem performs onstage during the 37th Annual Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony at Microsoft Theater on November 05, 2022 in Los Angeles, California.

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“Fellas, are you tired of bl*wjobs, like I am,” the hitmaker begins, attempting to rally other men of similar thinking. “I think it’s time to take it back to the basics,” he adds, further expressing the lack of novelty he finds in fellatio at this point in life.

“Who wants their d**k sucked, everyday,” Em asks, his annoyance mounting. “That sh*t can get to you, man. I mean, everyday, it just…” he says as his voice trails off, scoffing at the seeming trivialness of it all. “It gets old, it gets boring. Can we just lay down and f**k?”

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Eminem performs onstage during the 92nd Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on February 09, 2020 in Hollywood, California.

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The 52-year-old’s exasperation continues, as he laments the limb-bending positions women have assumed in his past experiences.

“I don’t know why everything’s gotta be so f**king complicated, you don’t have to put your leg over your head,” Em says, concluding his monologue with a promotional shout-out and tagline. “Snoop Dogg, Missionary. Just f**king, in stereo.”

Released on Dec. 13, Missionary marks the first time Snoop and Dre have worked in tandem for the entirety of an album since Snoop’s 1993 solo debut, Doggystyle, more than three decades ago.

Dr. Dre And Snoop Dogg

Dr. Dre (L) and Snoop Dogg participate in a live episode of the podcast “Drink Champs” at ComplexCon 2024 at the Las Vegas Convention Center on November 16, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Released through Death Row Records and Interscope Records, Missionary includes guest appearances by Eminem, 50 Cent, Sting, Method Man, Jelly Roll, Tom Petty, BJ the Chicago Kid, Jhené Aiko, and more.

Watch Eminem’s Missionary promotional ad below.

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